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Department: Town Quirks Town Quirks: What If the Ski Area Were Run by World Cup Soccer Officials by Staff We all bemoaned officials' missed goals and blown calls during this year's soccer World Cup.
Here's what it might be like if those same refs ran the resort.
-Yellow card for cutting lift lines.
-Red card for cutting ropes.
-Fake injuries get you a toboggan ride.
-Vuvuzela horns on every chair to blow at liftline skiers.
-Only one, blind ski patroller.
-Calls for off-sides in lift line.
-Extra time awarded after mountain closes.
-Penalty face shots.
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